Friday, October 28, 2011

Another Cragslist Gem

Jogging Partner

Date: 2011-05-26, 9:09PM CDT

I am looking for a person of athletic build to help me get in shape.
I hate exercising with passion so the plan of action is this: I ingest Rohypnol [you supply the roofies as I don't know where to purchase them] and you strap my body to yours [limbs to limbs using velcro] and take me along on a jog. Three nights a week. If you're capable and interested, E-mail me so that we can discuss the fee.

  • Location: Des Moines, IA
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2405055624


  1. Sounds like a great way for me to make some extra money ;)

  2. LOL... i couldn't imagine being that desperate! On either end!